Security's Pretty Tight Around Here!

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Security's Pretty Tight Around Here!
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In Russia, they take security supeя seяiously.

Russian Steering Wheel

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Russian Steering Wheel
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As long as you don't mind fender benders causing you to get impaled with a socket wrench, you'll be just fine!

There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office

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There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office
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Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA