The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.
"Three ounces of vodka or less? What is this? Kindergarten?"
USER_ALERT 0038-C7: PLAYGROUND ATTENDANT IS NOT HAVING FUN >>> COMMENCE BOREDOM COUNTERMEASURES.
As long as you don't mind fender benders causing you to get impaled with a socket wrench, you'll be just fine!