230 K.P.H. Russian Train? Fix It With Tape!

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I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office

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Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

Alcohol Powered Bicycle

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Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?

Man Builds a Homemade AK-47 Out of an Old Shovel

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This man, appropriately named "Boris," got tired of putting up with all of his shovel's crap, so he consigned it to a life of defending the Motherland against capitalist pigdogs. Luckily for us, he also took a boatload of pictures to document the process.

Security's Pretty Tight Around Here!

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In Russia, they take security supeя seяiously.

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