From the submitter:
As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
It looks like they were "authentically Irish" when they put up that sign. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Quick, someone invent that! Call it "Wood Glue". We'll be rich I tells ya, RICH! ~NSHA
We swear we won't dodge doing a good job or anything!
Does this guy's bumper fall off every time he opens the door?