And now the robots take away our crafty folk-art? Will your domination know no bounds, you soulless machines?!

Yeeeeeah, if you could just go 'head and make me one of those, that'd be great.

Eat your heart out, ADT! Steve Norris of Norris Labs created a robot which patrols his yard, honking a horn and squirting water at intruders. I'm just glad it's a horn and water bottle, and not an AK-47.

And no, Russian kludgers, that is not a challenge offer.

It can follow light sources via adaptive motor orientation, which may not seem that impressive, but let me reiterate: 10 dollars.

We're just one step removed from sentient lawnmowers, people!

It's coming for you...

That $50,000 tuition practically pays for itself.