Spit-Take

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For a different spin on this kludge, get rid of the wheel and belt and attach the spit directly to the motor. Then, depending on the motor's RPM, your pig roaster turns magically into sideways bacon-flavored eggbeaters.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

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