So that's how Keystone Light is made!
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Sometimes, the simplest fixes are the most ingenious ones.
When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!
"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."
Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.
Speaking of upthrusting, click that vote button!
Hey, at least there still won't be any bickering about the seat being left up!
You bring the cones, I'll bring the dump truck.
Tried and failed, but tried nonetheless.