Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.
Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?
You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.
Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!