How to Speak Redneck: "Curtains"

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curtains,redneck,Alabama
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This is to block the sun so we could use the projector. You can take a boy out of Alabama, but you can't take Alabama out of a boy.

Hot Tub Level: Super Redneck

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above ground pool,fire,g rated,hot tub,pool,pool party,redneck,summer fails,there I fixed it,wheelbarrow
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I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

Redneck Ingenuity

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bulldozer,henhouse,John Deere,redneck,tractor
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There is no project too large! No henhouse too henhousey!

Redneck Stretch Limo

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chevrolet,Hall of Fame,hummer,humo,limo,redneck,stretch limo
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You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.

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