Redneck Stretch Limo

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Redneck Stretch Limo
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You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.

The Redneck Remote

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The Redneck Remote
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If you don't understand that title, just mullet over for a minute.

Hot Tub Level: Super Redneck

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Hot Tub Level: Super Redneck
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I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

The Ultimate Destination of This Slide is the ER

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The Ultimate Destination of This Slide is the ER
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Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

You'd Be Hard Pressed to Be More Redneck Than This...

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You'd Be Hard Pressed to Be More Redneck Than This...
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Actually you wouldn't. Just paint part of that sucker blue and you have the AMERICAMOBILE! #freedom #awesome #we'renumber1