Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?
Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?
You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.
Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!
Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.
If you don't understand that title, just mullet over for a minute.
Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!