Wishing You a Redneck Christmas

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Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA

Heard of German Engineering?

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air conditioning,redneck,truck
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Well here's Georgian engineering!

The Turbotruck

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Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?

The Ultimate Destination of This Slide is the ER

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Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Redneck Ingenuity

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There is no project too large! No henhouse too henhousey!

You'd Be Hard Pressed to Be More Redneck Than This...

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Actually you wouldn't. Just paint part of that sucker blue and you have the AMERICAMOBILE! #freedom #awesome #we'renumber1