You'd Be Hard Pressed to Be More Redneck Than This...

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america,red white and blue,redneck
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Actually you wouldn't. Just paint part of that sucker blue and you have the AMERICAMOBILE! #freedom #awesome #we'renumber1

The Ultimate Destination of This Slide is the ER

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dangerous,redneck,safety first,slide
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Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

How to Speak Redneck: "Curtains"

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curtains,redneck,Alabama
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This is to block the sun so we could use the projector. You can take a boy out of Alabama, but you can't take Alabama out of a boy.