"The stock attachment combs broke and I had this wooden comb, so I grabbed a saw and a tube of super glue and made a quick fix."
The 1970s would be proud, my friend.
The traditional end to the the No Shave November phenomenon is the measurement in tablespoons of the beard remnants.
Because hey, he's gotta grow up sometime. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
In this day and age, who can spring to buy a pack of $1.99 laces?