My knob's... too... big!

Screwdriver? Or screwed driver?

Be sure to lock your doors when you leave your car. You wouldn't want anyone jacking this bad boy.

"Next time, I'm not going to buy my backpack from Radio Shack..."

You know, unless he already did. In which case, kudos to him. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oh, and the reception is pretty good too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy