In the UK, this is considered high treason.
Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".
.... no profit
If the kitchen TV won't fit under the cabinet on top of the DVR, then mount the DVR upside under the cabinet with plumbing straps.
Yes, that is an overhead projector combined with a dismantled LCD screen. Try not to think about it too much. I did and had to leave early with a severe migraine.
The fear of returning to the hardware store is deep in this one.