In the UK, this is considered high treason.
Yes, that is an overhead projector combined with a dismantled LCD screen. Try not to think about it too much. I did and had to leave early with a severe migraine.
Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!
If the kitchen TV won't fit under the cabinet on top of the DVR, then mount the DVR upside under the cabinet with plumbing straps.