Steal 3D glasses from the theatre. Buy two pocket projectors. Borrow a tripod from your "aspiring photographer" cousin. Kludge them all together after pirating any James Cameron "film".
.... no profit
I wonder if the fact that it was St. Patrick's Day had anything to do with this solution.
Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!
The fear of returning to the hardware store is deep in this one.
This could be the best use the teacher could find for the textbooks? We fixed it. Now students have to open their books again.