Backyard Bondage

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Electrical tape,Professional At Work
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Just like fridges keep Indiana Jones safe, electrical tape keeps utility boxes safe. Possibly from nuclear explosions, we'll have to test to find out.

~NSHA

Not Helping My Fear of Flying

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airplane,band aid,dual use,Professional At Work
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We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.

~NSHA

Not-Quite Dry Wall

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2x4,holding it up,Professional At Work,wall
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Okay you guys, I got this. We buy a bunch of mattresses. Yeah, mattresses. We texturize and paint them, then sell them to 2nd-rate New Jersey contractors. For literally hundreds of dollars. What could go wrong?

~NSHA

I Think Wall Mounts Are Supposed To Be Discrete

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holding it up,mounted,Professional At Work,television,wall mount
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They tried stapling it first, but that caused some annoying holes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Clearly Built Without a Slide Rule

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dangerous,playground,Professional At Work,slide
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If the height doesn't get them, the proximity to the fence will.

~NSHA

This Is Where The Kids' Table Goes

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carpentry,Professional At Work,scaffolding
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From the submitter:

My husband bolted this Sunday School table to boards and held it on with rachet straps around the deck so he could paint our deck. Only problem -- How to get on to the scaffolding -- solution -- put a chair on the deck, stand on it, swing leg over deck rail, drop down to the scaffold. Guess it worked.

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