Every Pocket is Filled With Lost Remotes

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Every Pocket is Filled With Lost Remotes
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And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

My First Floaty

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My First Floaty
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His career path is going to take him in circles.

~NSHA

Place Your Ladder on a Firm, Dry Surface

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Place Your Ladder on a Firm, Dry Surface
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Never use power tools near water. Any other rules of construction this guy is violating?