The Totaled Toyota

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The Totaled Toyota
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From the submitter: "Four times totaled (three by me). I plan to have a McDonalds cup for the hood ornament (light up). 150xxx miles, drove into a tree which is why there's the plywood. Also hit a bridge, and a highway median... great car never broken down! NEVER HAHAHAHAAA."

Jeez, what do you plan on hitting next? The International Space Station?

Wait A Sec...That's Not A Window. Silly!

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Wait A Sec...That's Not A Window. Silly!
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I wonder if the NHTS safety standard is 1/2" or 3/4" plywood?

You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

How to Fix a Fish Tank in Oklahoma

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How to Fix a Fish Tank in Oklahoma
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Egads! Water everywhere! The solution? Slap a piece of plywood on the glass and hope to high heck that it's watertight. The fishies will thank you for it!

No Sliding Down This Thing

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No Sliding Down This Thing
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Unless you want to fall and land right on your S.S.