From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
Just because you're the landlord doesn't mean you have any idea what you're doing.
Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
with new wall in place, faucet too far in and water poured on the back splash. found solution-redirect the flow. fountain a bonus!