Or some sort of upside-down bidet....
You would scream like that too if you knew the things it's seen.
From the submitter:
with new wall in place, faucet too far in and water poured on the back splash. found solution-redirect the flow. fountain a bonus!
Metric water? Not in my country!
As you can tell by the floor, it's already eroded the tiles. Maybe they need to go back to diapers.