From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.
The pipes, the pipes are leaking!
SOMEBODY'S not pulling their weight around here. Soap, I'm looking at you.