If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.
From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
So That's why mop water is always so gross. I now severely regret that time I had a taste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Meet me at the bench at 1pm. I may be late, I have to pick up a bucket. Don't worry, you'll know when I arrive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy