From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
Just be careful when you light a match. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Seriously guys, get your s**t together. Water of different temperatures can legally touch. It's okay, I promise.
If only that were a Coors can, you'd know exactly when not to get in the shower.
Or just drink it.