Someone must be getting ready to call tech support.
From the submitter:
"My friend's Dutch oven didn't have a handle, so he used redneck engineering to make one!"
So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.
Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."