Someone must be getting ready to call tech support.
Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.
So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.