From the submitter:
"My friend's Dutch oven didn't have a handle, so he used redneck engineering to make one!"
So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.
After 6 months of shooting water across the kitchen, Alec finally fixed the sink.
Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.