That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.
He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.
What happens when you're a broke college student and your roommate, whose shower curtain you've been using, moves out?
Water you going to do about it?
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack