Green AND Recyclable

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door,duct,duct tape,plastic wrap,Prius
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That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Objects in Mirror...

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side mirror,cars,plastic wrap,funny,tape,there I fixed it
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...are probably not actually covered in plastic.

Why CLEAN the Droppings...

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plastic wrap,park bench,there I fixed it
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...when you can just cover them up?

Very Safe and Very Fresh

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cars,plastic wrap,funny,there I fixed it,saran wrap
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But it didn't do a thing for those dents.

Cling Wrap Fixes Everything

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car fail,car fix,plastic wrap
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He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.

Pole 1, Earthquakes 0

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cling wrap,plastic film,plastic wrap,saran wrap
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Reinforced structural metal sheet? What for??? We have plastic film!!!

No More Tears

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chopping onions,plastic wrap,there I fixed it
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