"What can I say? I was feelin' jacked up, so I said 'screw jacking this thing up!'"

Pick up your game, even!

"C'mon then Joonyer, git in the front seat, it's mah turn in the back!"

Remember this guy? Turns out his little adventure didn't end too well. Tow bad for him!

You can't spell 'Datsun' without 'nuts.'

One is never enough.

Don't put on a frowny face when your mom gives you a gift you didn't want. Just take out your chainsaw when she leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy