It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
Someone explain why you'd want to keep mud off this piece of crap in the first place.
"C'mon then Joonyer, git in the front seat, it's mah turn in the back!"
Remember this guy? Turns out his little adventure didn't end too well. Tow bad for him!
Don't put on a frowny face when your mom gives you a gift you didn't want. Just take out your chainsaw when she leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!