I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.
"Because some stupid person decided to steal the radio and navigation out of my car, I made a cell phone holder out of a pizza box."
Ha! Checkmate, thieves! Now it sucks too much for you to steal!
I'll bet it's still not as durable as a peanut phone, though.
"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."
"Mr. MacGyver, you have a call waiting for you. Please pick up the tin can courtesy phone. Thank you."
Right next to the window. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.