I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.
For when you just HAVE to kontakty your friends!
Maybe if I dial 3x3 three times it'll work!
I'll bet it's still not as durable as a peanut phone, though.
Now you'll be able to stay warm and look crazy with these Bluetooth headset gloves, with a thumb earpiece and pinky microphone. Now they just need to mount those components in an edible banana and we'll call it good.
Check them out here.