From the submitter:
My broadband got changed from 10Mbit to 100Mbit and my cheap routers kept burning up.
Redditor shd4807's father was having trouble with the power button. I really hope no one ever tells him about universal remotes, I would love to see what he comes up with next.
Look, we all hate it when the guy at Jiffy Lube tells us our alignment is off, but maybe once in a while they aren't full of crap.
Looks like they chose the boat over the mystery box.