Bodgetothemax

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Bodgetothemax
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Landlord bodgejobs can get pretty skeezy. Case and point: balance the new propane tank precariously with a toolkit. Psssh, don't get sassy with me, mister! It's only the living spaces of several dozen people you're toying with here!

Homicidal Outlet

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Homicidal Outlet
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He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.

~NSHA

After a Daring Escape, Extension Cord is Very Tired

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After a Daring Escape, Extension Cord is Very Tired
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I'd be tired too if I had squeeze through a hole that size too. (I swear that's not a penis joke)

~NSHA

What a Leech

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What a Leech
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Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.

~NSHA