The fear of returning to the hardware store is deep in this one.
Apologies to whoever originally conceived this joke.
"I needed to plug my phone into the wall, but it's right behind where my chair is, and I didn't want to roll over it. So whats the solution? Office supplies!"
Nah, just kidding. You use the middle click to do that. Seriously. Your browsing life will never be the same.
Office wouldn't buy us a fan, so we made one!
Finally, the 3.5" gets an upgraded storage capacity.