You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.
Good call on just using the video cable. No one needs to hear the sound of inevitable doom that is a blue shell.
It turns out that the Watchboy is an actual collector's item licensed by Nintendo in 1992. Whodathunkit?
And many tears of joy were had.