In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"
Ghetto as hell? Yes. Making it 70 miles to get home. Priceless.
Now that I have this very police-motorcycle like windshield, I suddenly have the urge to pull myself over when I go too fast...
"Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
"83, me. 83 miles per hour."
"Wow, me, how'd you know?"
"Lucky guess, I suppose."
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