To be fair, Xzibit's crew have never worked on a motorcycle before. And they heard the owner like's carpentry...
This Guy had his girlfriend tow him at 45mph with a plastic line. believe me this guy had to be aware of braking.
Child's cart attached to motorbike
In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"
But at least those clamps are lending their support. ~NSHA