motorcycle

Too bad what it does to your crotchal region will severely hurt your chances with the.

~NSHA

From the submitter: Seen at a Cleveland, Ohio area rib burnoff and bike show. It actually works! Made from a tractor, pipes, and other misc. parts.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/6/a9f9c489-f0e1-4903-9756-53eafc407133.jpg

I'm afraid if I saw this IRL my brain would go into video game mode and I would just go for it.

~NSHA

Homemade brake lights - a bulb inside a bottle covered with red plastic, suspended from a wire.