There's A Head In My Bucket

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There's A Head In My Bucket
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Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA

Now With 50 Percent More Motorcycle!

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Now With 50 Percent More Motorcycle!
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Now that I have this very police-motorcycle like windshield, I suddenly have the urge to pull myself over when I go too fast...

"Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?" "83, me. 83 miles per hour." "Wow, me, how'd you know?" "Lucky guess, I suppose."

When You Become a Kludge Master, You Transcend the Realm of the Mundane

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When You Become a Kludge Master, You Transcend the Realm of the Mundane
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You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.