Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Retro computer challenge: to recreate this kludge set your monitor resolution to the lowest possible setting and the colors to like... 6. Enjoy!
That ought to hold it! Now I won't even need to pay for earthquake insurance.
It stepped on my patience for years, so why not return the favor a bit?
Broken fuser unit? No problem? We got a broken pallet and an old tension belt as well. Let's see...