Those plastic monitor stands are a waste and bad for the environment, so we threw them in the trash.
That ought to hold it! Now I won't even need to pay for earthquake insurance.
It stepped on my patience for years, so why not return the favor a bit?
not to mention using a track pad instead of a mouse. Yuck.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
Teach me your ways!