It's What Washington Would Have Wanted

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It's What Washington Would Have Wanted
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Celebrate our independence by putting the founding fathers to good use! ~NSHA

Seems Legit

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Seems Legit
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After all, George Washington couldn't tell a lie!

Washers For Sale, Only One Penny!

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Washers For Sale, Only One Penny!
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Destroying government property has never been so practical!

~NSHA

Money Laundering

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Money Laundering
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Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.

~NSHA

How to Seal a Tube Without Money

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How to Seal a Tube Without Money
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Well, when you think about it, I suppose there are a lot of ways to seal it without money. Paper isn't too watertight, I imagine.

Saxophone Repairs 25¢

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Saxophone Repairs 25¢
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If Pink Floyd is ever looking for an appropriate accoutrement for the sax solo in "Money," they need look no further.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack