If you leave the seats in the back you can bring an extra five people with you...

Why should soccer moms have all the cup holders?

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Call me crazy, but doesn't the wind blowing in from all of the open windows make for a cool enough car ride?

Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.

"Red neck window. God bless America!"