Bombs Away!

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Bombs Away!
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No seriously, that ain't safe. Use another strap.

Please.

Just Be Yourself

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Just Be Yourself
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Just because your neighbor is knobbing doesn't mean you must as well. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Need to Fix an "Open" Button on the Microwave? I Think You Nailed It

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Need to Fix an "Open" Button on the Microwave? I Think You Nailed It
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"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack