Instead of defying those baseball bat-wielding teens with a mailbox filled with cement, just try and make it way less fun for them.
When the latch wears out you can buy a new mailbox, or you can glue in a harddrive magnet to hold the flap shut. Should be fine as long as AOL doesn't mail out anymore floppies.
"As a mailbox, I'm sick and tired of being propped on an uncomfortable pole every day! I demand change!"
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