When the latch wears out you can buy a new mailbox, or you can glue in a harddrive magnet to hold the flap shut. Should be fine as long as AOL doesn't mail out anymore floppies.
Mailperson, please don't forget my welfare check.
If you order a new mailbox, how does it get delivered?
I dare you...
Not only do you throw it back up, your victim ends up dry heaving. Not a pleasant site.