Instead of defying those baseball bat-wielding teens with a mailbox filled with cement, just try and make it way less fun for them.
Custom made for large packages!
Is that the right height? No? How about now? No? How about now? No? How about now?....
They aim high (and shoot high!).
In the barren wasteland of 2040s Midwestern America, survivors try to scrape together lives. And sometimes they make crappy mailboxes.
No wait, it's just Inception. ~Not-So-Handy Andy