I have no idea what to think of this. It looks like a tiny avalanche hit a bike store and they just decided to go with it.
From the submitter:
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.
I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.