From the submitter:
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Since Monday is a holiday, I decided to treat you guys with some Mad Science a few days early. I'll admit; this is one of the best creations I've seen... ever. ~NSHA