From the submitter:
WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.
And they have to keep collecting those delicious leaves. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.
These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.
Looks like I need to revamp my shopping list for the week.