He tried cooking. He tried photography. Unfortunately, he couldn't learn how to do either of those without a proper wireless signal. Well, back to the internet.
From the submitter:
Dummyload on a budget. I needed to dissapate over 100 watts of radio frequency energy into a non inductive dummyload that would be submerged into mineral oil. 94, one watt 4700 ohm resistors came out to be 50.2 ohms. Not bad! Made in USA!