The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.
From the submitter:
Dummyload on a budget. I needed to dissapate over 100 watts of radio frequency energy into a non inductive dummyload that would be submerged into mineral oil. 94, one watt 4700 ohm resistors came out to be 50.2 ohms. Not bad! Made in USA!