What mad genius concocted this, you ask?
We may never know. Only the databases at Ebay know.
How is going to be able to afford an iPhone 5 now? GET THIS MAN SOME HELP!
Or, "The Laptop Meets the Blacktop."
I thought Blackberry had a nice ring to it. Turns out that name was taken...
Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.